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Wit and Wisdom

The World
According to
Mother Shreyfish

shouldnt:

the fact that teachers actually expect you to do homework is annoying

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paradoxes-for-breakfast:

reasons why halloween is the best holiday:

  1. you are not obliged to visit your relatives
  2. you are not obliged to get gifts for anyone
  3. people will give you candy for absolutely no reason other than halloween
  4. its the only day when its socially acceptable to go out in public dressed like a penguin

(Source: caesarzeppeliofficial, via heart)

moonkistprincess:

"i was born in the wrong generation" i say as i steal my grandkids hoverboards because fuck you i was promised these years ago

(via lolsomeone-actually)

When my alarm goes off in the morning

When you make a commitment, you build hope. When you keep it, you build trust.

TheDailyPositive.com (via thedailypozitive)

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lizclimo:

The Turtle and the Rabbit, or whatever. 
© Liz Climo

lizclimo:

The Turtle and the Rabbit, or whatever. 

© Liz Climo

(via intensional)

laughcentre:

don’t you hate it when you offer help and the other person says yes

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cuttlefishgarden:

thecube42:

YOU WOULDNT DOWNLOAD A DRAGON

If I could download a dragon all the cops in the world couldn’t stop me

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Baby huskies wouldn’t stop fighting over a toy until mommy comes to stop them

(Source: yeollovemebaek, via lolsomeone-actually)

cyclopette:

*wakes up at 9* nice

*immediately falls asleep, wakes up at noon* less nice

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creese:

Michael Creese, Bumblebee (2013), oil on canvas.

creese:

Michael Creese, Bumblebee (2013), oil on canvas.

(via east-of-sun)