Aww too cute !!
Ah, what is that?
He found Ptraci sitting on the grass under a poplar tree, feeding the tortoise. He gave it a suspicious look, in case it was a god trying it on. It did not look like a god. If it was a god, it was putting on an incredibly good act.
Terry Pratchett, “Pyramids”
(new headcanon: He wrote this, and then thought to himself..’I could make a whole book about that!’ — and that’s how Small Gods came to be )
Aristotle (via quotes-shape-us)
There is a blind man here tuning my piano and he keeps making blind jokes
quote “you know when people ring me up to ask if I can fix their piano I like to tell them i’m so good I can do it without looking”
Sometimes people ask why i became a piano tuner and i tell them its because they wouldnt let me become a pilot
Captain Brackenreid (via strangecousinsusanx)