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Wit and Wisdom

The World
According to
Mother Shreyfish

heliolisk:

Baby elephant trying to climb on top of its mother
{x}

(via littleanimalgifs)

worldofthecutestcuties:

Aww too cute !!

worldofthecutestcuties:

Aww too cute !!

ts4ng:

hoccypocky:

penelopgarcia:

if they dont play ‘year 3000’ at least once on the new year’s of 3000 i will literally rise out of my grave and set everyone on fire

Well then it’s a good thing they live under water

^you deserve a trophy

(via orgasmic-humor)

laughteroftheday:

Ah, what is that?

laughteroftheday:

Ah, what is that?

He found Ptraci sitting on the grass under a poplar tree, feeding the tortoise. He gave it a suspicious look, in case it was a god trying it on. It did not look like a god. If it was a god, it was putting on an incredibly good act.

Terry Pratchett, “Pyramids”

(new headcanon: He wrote this, and then thought to himself..’I could make a whole book about that!’ — and that’s how Small Gods came to be )

(Source: akkisuitok, via twin-city-ankh-and-morpork)

bigrnac:

um lmfao yeah i do drugs *snorts oxygen*

(Source: ouijasquiji, via lolsomeone-actually)

(Source: dotonbori, via togifs)

The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance.

Aristotle (via quotes-shape-us)

retrogasm:

I agree!

retrogasm:

I agree!

(via mijbilcreatures)

sdzoo:

Baby orangutans have the rockingest dos around.

(Source: Flickr / sdzooglobal)

wabbitz:

ritasv:

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chillin

wabbitz:

ritasv:

Untitled by nadege_t

chillin

(Source: Flickr / nadege_t)

sirlightbulb:

55mph:

sirlightbulb:

What do you call a dead text post?

any of yours

A text ghos-

Excuse me?

(Source: rrrrrrrrrrrchive, via i-just-wanna-laugh-bro)

thors-oh-so-jovial:

thors-oh-so-jovial:

thors-oh-so-jovial:

There is a blind man here tuning my piano and he keeps making blind jokes

quote “you know when people ring me up to ask if I can fix their piano I like to tell them i’m so good I can do it without looking”

Sometimes people ask why i became a piano tuner and i tell them its because they wouldnt let me become a pilot

(Source: thor-n-cap, via lolsomeone-actually)

Panda Baby (x)

(Source: pandasgifs)

What do you make of this doomsday automaton business?

Captain Brackenreid (via strangecousinsusanx)